Godzilla vs Trogdor

We know and love these two towering lizards. But the question on everyone’s mind is,

If Godzilla and Trogdor fought, who would win? Lets check out the stats shall we?

Godzilla is the massive mega titan bent on destroying Tokyo. He has appeared on merchandise all over the globe and has nuclear breath. He has attempted to destroy the world many times, though he never succeeded.

I used to have this awesome tape of a puppy dog eyed Godzilla saving Tokyo from giant bugs with the help of a robot that “programmed himself to get bigger”.

Trogdor is an internet darling. His beefy arm and his fire breath make him a formidable opponent. He has powers of burnination, a far superior form of burning.

Trogdor may be a powerful being and he always succeeds at burninating: peasants, countryside’s, and people. Godzilla is none of these however. This could be a problem.

Problem one: Does Trogdor fall prey to Godzilla’s nuclear breath?
Answer: No. Trogdor will block the nuclear rays with his beefy arm. Besides, Trogdor is plated with impenetrable consummate v’s.

Problem two: Does Trogdor's burnination work on Godzilla?
Answer: No. Even if Godzilla was on of the aforementioned things, Godzilla is armed with the power of plot device. There is only one plot device per movie that can defeat him. It is usually in the hands of an effeminate Japanese scientist.

Problem three: If they started arm wrestling, who would win.
Answer: Trogdor. Beefy arm.

Problem four: Would anyone be spared in this holocaust?
Answer: Not even the women and children.

So in the end, let us hope Trogdor and Godzillia will never fight. They are perfect matches for each other and it would mean the extinction of the human race. The battle would rage for centuries.